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about this writer generva vanderpants
I would describe myself as eclectic in tastes and interests and somewhat inattentive. Less generous descriptions may include messy, inscrutable, and a tendency towards clutter and ennui that can make it uncomfortable to share space with me.
In addition to Your Bitcoin BMI, I have blog called Scope & Horror, and d I draw cartoon series about a kitten named Christopher. Current for-real items on my to-do list are to finish memorizing the hiragana, katakana, and kanji alphabets, work on calligraphy, and make friends with a crow. I collect ephemera, particularly board games and trading cards, Patron Saint prayer cards, vintage hotel postcards, photographs of swimming pools and divers, science textbooks, fortune-telling decks, encyclopedias, shadow boxes, maps, and all sorts of things in miniature. I love bookmaking, poetry, music, comedy, painting, mythology, folklore, graveyards, crinkly paper, and junk shops. You can see read more of my writing on Medium.
Very little of this work contributes to my primary source of income, and my bank balance reflects this.
