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Am I An Apple or Mayor McCheese?

I know, with the fruit-to-waist conversion charts, swiftly changing trends, and vanity sizing, finding clothes that fit your body type is confusing!

Technology has advanced to give us smart wearables to custom fit your clothes, but they can be pricey, and there is just not an established return on that investment yet.

So for now, I want you to get back to the basics!

Focus on stocking up on simple, classic silhouettes that never go out of style, and work on pretty much every body type. 

Okay, get internet click and shipping, because we still have a lot of work to do! I wish I could be there to personally help all of you find the perfect fit, but here's a wiki tutorial on calculating waist-hip ratio in case you get lost in the virtual fitting rooms.


Buzz Word Alert!
capsule wardrobe
/ˌkæp.səl ˈwɔːr.droʊb/

Are you pretty handy? Crochet yourself stylish, mix and match separates!

noun [singular] a largely meaningless term propogated media and advertising  in an attempt to get you to buy more things under the paradoxical guise of owning less, usually recommended with little regard for actual utility or socioeconomic realities.




First and foremost, you are going to need to cultivate a new look. As everyone knows, whether you are building wealth or your wardrobe, the foundation is the most important, and that’s where shapewear comes in.


Go squeeze into yours and meet me back here in twenty!

You could start with the usuals:

#Yoga #Biking

#Hiking #Learning the pros and cons of kitchen tiling

#Find and discuss your Myers Briggs personality type. People are very interested!

Over the next few weeks, I want to find out a little bit about you and your savings goals, but I know how motivating a little momentum can be, so I am going to give you some quick tips on what you can do right now to increase your resale value! We will be covering “staging,” hustling... er, I mean side hustling and your personal brand, as well as how to increase your social media presence, but for now, let’s open another bottle of wine and focus on the low hanging fruit.


Seriously, you are going to need to pretend to have interests. Dieting and watching The Real Housewives don’t count.

Multilevel Marketing and You

You could use this personal development time to dip your toes into the easy-money income streams known as Multi-Level Marketing! Seriously, people love hearing about your new side hustle, they love being invited to these sorts of events, and they love being recruited to get down in the sales trenches with you! They love being tricked into going to sales pitches at your house when they think they are showing up for movie night, and they really love meeting in conference rooms early Saturday mornings to support your new business venture at midrange hotels near the airport. Also, as a guest at a Tupperware party in 2004, I nearly got the lights punched out of me. But that's a story for another time. Let's just say it's not always as formulaic as those profit charts might have you think!

Learn how to carve soap, eat competitively, or file lawsuits recreationally!

Don’t squander this opportunity for finding a your niche. The sky is the limit! Reddit, Wikihow, and I will all be with you every step of the way!

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