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About Us

In short, it should be more than apparent that we are qualified to evaluate and appraise others' overall value to humankind. I mean insurance agents do it every day...
...Isn't it weird that we let them do that?
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For HIM
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For HOME
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For HER
Put us to work for you!
With little more than switchblades, Wikipedia, and some under-the-table cash, there is almost no way we will say no!
An olio of lawyers, analysts, scholars, robots, and gamblers.
From performance artists to personal shoppers, spiritual healers, and deportment experts.
From market speculators and predatory lenders to homebrewing-bathroom surgeons and sofalizing sages
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