Would you consider yourself a rather
self-aware person, or do you want to change your answer?
Err... let's go back.
I am quite disapproving of your insinuation. Please give me a comment card to send to your manager before I fall down on my hill.
Right, but, like, has anyone ever used the phrase "quiet dignity" and your name in the same sentence?
JFC, fine let's pick a different topic of discussion (though secretly, I still think that it will be mentioned in the eulogy).
I will not dignify this with further discussion.
Please, let us move along.
Okay, just checking.
Did any of them kill you?
Were you pretty boring in general or was it really that good?
Were you pretty boring in general, or did you really do something worthy of praise?
Like you have a hospital wing or school named after you or something?
You can call me Dr. Sidney Fucking Farber, okay?
Don't ask me any more questions.
Good god, what kind of scandal ruins a run for public office in this day and age? I am going to need some context.
Did it involve windsurfing?
A baffling geography question you didn't know how to answer?
A plot to frame another country for a crime under pretense to start fight an unpopular war?
No, just run-of-the-mill sex stuff and the nausea that the public had to endure when forced to picture me partaking in.
None of these, but there has been at least one full length book and a written for television movie based on my exploits.
Which of the cardinal deadly sins was featured most prominently?
opposing the NRA
Oh, awesome I love these!
Were you kind of boring in general, or was it really that bad?
I see. You had a lot of pain inside. Were you inspired by rock music?
Were you inspired by any of the following: